myungtrash asked: i got that mean dick yes and do u wanna go get ice cream blushes madly

yea sure little nigga wtf you blushin for how gay

well its huge wanna look *whips my 16 inches dick out*

woah man i’m just a tiny girl i don’t think this is gonna work out that’s way too big

*sigh* *defeat* *loud cry*

sits on your lap it’s ok baby strokes your cheek as long as your dick is big

that was meant to be crisp i swear

wtf kind of pickup line was that men are fuckin weird

myungtrash asked: hey krisp bae

did you just call me krisp